Come on, Tiger — tell us what we really want to know!

He may have refused to speak with Florida Highway Patrol officers (three times!), but Tiger Woods finally released a statement regarding his Nov. 27 car accident — and it’s a little disappointing, to be honest. Though he addresses the accident, his wife Elin Nordegren and the rumors about his alleged other woman Rachel Uchitel, the whole thing is pretty vague and diplomatic. “This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” he says in the statement. “I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again. … The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.” Read the full statement & vote!