5 CommentsBY 11.20 AM EST 12.11.2009

Hey, Tiger Woods: Use This Statement To Apologize To The World!

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Tiger Woods, We Have Your Mea Culpa Right Here!

We got media image consultant Michael Sands to tell us exactly what you, Tiger, ought to do to respond to all the mistress allegations out there — when, when, and how … word for word.

You need to address these allegations as soon as possible, advises Sands. He also says you should make your speech at a press conference in front of your house or in a hotel that is open to many outlets, as opposed to a one-on-one with one of the newsmagazine shows. “I would treat everyone in the media equally,” Sands says. “No exclusives. This is for everyone. It’s a one shot deal.”

What would you say to the world if YOU were Tiger Woods — or Elin Nordegren, for that matter?

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Rae

Posted at 11:24 AM on January 1, 2010  

if this is true….. tiger woods and his mistress are trash AND TOTAL COWARDS. they obviously have no sense of proprietary respect or good moral fiber to behave as they are. elin MUST DIVORCE HIM IMMEDIATELY. tiger, you’re nothing but a TOTAL LOSER. why not give jon gosselin a call or better yet start a ‘i’m a shitty husband’ club!!!!!

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lindsey

Posted at 12:18 PM on December 11, 2009  

he does need to come clean with a public apology!

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