How do you think Tiger Woods is spending his birthday?

In past years, Tiger Woods may have spent his birthday partying at Blue Martini in Orlando, FL, or hanging out in Las Vegas.  But not this year!

While nobody really knows where in the world Tiger is (HollywoodLife.com theories are: Bill Gates‘ house, Rachel Uchitel‘s closet, in South America for plastic surgery for his busted lip, or the White House) it’s a pretty safe bet that this, his 34th birthday, is not going down as his best b-day ever.

Tiger’s wife Elin Nordgeren is probably spending her birthday, which is Jan. 1, alone as well. Tiger, wherever you are, your birthday wish is probably that 2010 will go by without any major scandals! And Elin’s is probably that wherever you are, you’ll stay there! —Corynne Steindler