We know that you’ve got dozens of crazy costumes, Gaga, so for heavens sake, put one on!

We have another expression for you, Lady Gaga: TMI. Which means ‘too much information.’ The world does NOT need to be seeing your panties, as nice as they are. It isn’t sexy. In fact, it’s kind of skanky.

We know you’ve had an awesome year. You were literally the Queen Bee of 2009. You’re headlining your own tour, you’ve sold gazillions of records, and you’re literally one of the most talked about celebrities of the year.

But what are you trying to prove with this crotch shot? Sure, we know you’re hanging out on the balcony of your hotel room at Miami’s Fountainebleu today, Dec. 31, and although your room is technically your private space, you’ve got to know people are watching. There’s a pool underneath you, Gaga. There are kids downstairs, for Pete’s sake!

We totally know you love the attention, but really – there are much, much better ways to get it!

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