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Pete Wentz Has Man-Crushes on Taylor Lautner and Johnny Depp

Can’t say we blame you, Pete!

Tsk, tsk, tsk….what WOULD your wife, Ashlee Simpson, 25, say about your taste in men, Pete? Our guess? She’s a red-blooded female, so she’d probably agree with you!

While live-tweeting the People’s Choice Awards on Jan. 6, Pete Wentz outed his boy crushes on sexiest man alive Johnny Depp, 46, and Twilight Saga: New Moon star Taylor Lautner, 17.

“Johnny Depp is the shit. He owns an island and awesome cheekbones. Please adopt me,” Pete, 30, gushed.

Of hunky wereboy Taylor he said, “Oh shix, it’s the sex pack guy. Why is he even wearing a shirt? Id never do it if I was one of sams werewolves.” Pete added moments later, “ooops six pack sorry Im live tweeting ‘freudian slip.’”

Taylor’s only 17, Pete. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Lanis

Posted at 9:42 AM on January 8, 2010  

HELIX…you obviously DO have a problem with homosexuality. That shows in your two posts quite loud and clear, especially when you go out of your way to soften your first comment with the add on comment of “Not that I have anything against gay* people…but…”
The JOKE is on YOU, because the term “man-crush” is a joke itself, and most educated people KNOW this.
Since you can’t get past the “gay” angle, I’ll explain it to you. What “man-crush” means is this: Pete’s very comfortable with his (hetero)sexuality, and also with himself. His self esteem is healthy enough, that he can poke fun at himself in order to give a compliment to another guy. I read his live tweets and that’s exactly what he did. That is what this blurb about Pete is also pointing out by joking back at Pete. It’s a COMPLIMENT to Pete Wentz for being secure enough to compliment other men.

You read this blurb and took it SERIOUSLY? Not only that, but you show your own insecurities and your own prejudices which are based on total ignorance of homosexuality anyway. You said “get out of the closet then”…and I nearly choked on my coffee when I burst out laughing at how niave you obviously are. If Pete WAS in the closet he wouldn’t be secure enough to say those things in the joking manner he wrote them in. But I bet you didn’t bother to read them either.

It’s all very tongue-in-cheek dry humor. This is their way of acknowledging Pete’s compliments to the other men. Pete’s a musician and they are actors…he’s showing his admiration for them man to man.

If MY husband had made any of those comments? I wouldn’t have hit him over the head like you say you would, and I wouldn’t freak out and say something so bigoted and insulting to homosexuals as “soooo gay!”

When I see a woman who is very good looking, dresses hot, looks hot, I’m the first one to comment on her to my hubby of 20 years…does that mean I need to be hit over the head and come out of a closet too? Get a grip.

Face it, even if Pete really DID mean his comments in a serious sexual way, your reaction is totally out of line anyway. Why does it MATTER so much to you anyway? See, that’s the biggest tip off that you’re a homophobe down deep to begin with.

Lady you need to take a good long look in the mirror and get over your ignorant bigotry! Otherwise the JOKE is going to continue to be ON YOU, and the only person you’ll continue to insult with comments like this is yourself.

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Helix

Posted at 1:03 AM on January 8, 2010  

Not that I have anything against gay* people.. but.. he´s supposed to be straight..
get out of the closet then..

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Helix

Posted at 1:02 AM on January 8, 2010  

If my husband said any of those comments.. I would hit him hard on the head.. U_U .. soooo gay!

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