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Brooke Mueller Checked Into This Luxurious Rehab!

If you’re going to be in rehab, this certainly is a nice place!

A new report by Entertainment Tonight says Brooke Mueller has checked into this illylic-looking Corolla Village, North Carolina, rehab center – called Two Dreams Outerbanks. Brooke’s stepdad Jon Fiore also just confirmed this to RadarOnline, “She is recognizing that she needs help and she can’t do it on her own.” Two Dreams sure looks a whole lot nicer than the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services concrete bunker that Tiger Woods is virtually incarcerated in, undergoing his sex rehab treatment.

Two Dreams offers a “comprehensive wellness program for individuals who dream of recovery from addictive disorders.” Residences are described as “elegant,” and the list of recreational activities makes it sound more like a resort than rehab! Boating, kite flying, horseback riding and kayaking are just a few choices, Brooke can pick from.

Not just anyone can go to Two Dreams. HollywoodLife.com has learned – you have to have references. In other words, you can’t just pick up the phone and book yourself in.

Expect to pay at least $25,000 for a four week stay. And if you don’t think, with all the recreational choices, that this place isn’t serious – think again! The director, Andrea G. Barthwell, MD. was the deputy drug czar under President George Bush, and shes the former president of the American Society of Addiction Medicine.

So since you are at Two Banks Brooke – lets hope that your third round of rehab works like a charm for you – your twins, May and Bob, are counting on you!

–Bonnie Fuller

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obgyn

Posted at 7:09 AM on January 28, 2010  

Wow did this page get paid for advertising this place?
The Drug Czar under Bush is just like all the others.
They have done nothing to decrease the gflow of drugs into this country or the use of drugs by our citizens, so I would not be impressed by her.

This would not be the place for anyone needing help, first of all, your first priority should not be how Luxurious the place is, secondly, anyone who is really trying to help someone would not require references other than your desire for help or your doctor’s for insurance purposes.

Places like this are for money and fame.
If you don’t have one or the other, they shut the door
on you. I guess that’s why so many poor people who want help are still out there on drugs.

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JAB

Posted at 7:11 PM on January 27, 2010  

Stop with the stories about her – they are soooooo boring. She is kinda fug and hasn’t really done anything other than marry Sheen…if that counts.

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