HollyGas! Jessica Simpson, Did You Really Let One Rip During A Business Meeting?
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We feel your pain — and we’re here to help you!
Jessica Simpson, we heard about the “unfortunate accident” you had during a business meeting the other day. OK, let’s not sugarcoat it — you totally farted. But you know what? It’s OK! The occasional flatulent faux pas happens to the best of us. The important thing is to know how to conduct oneself in such situations. That’s where HollywoodLife.com comes in. We’ve put together a collection of must-haves for you and anyone else prone to uncontrollable gas attacks:
- A book of matches to immediately diffuse the odor.
- A full can of air freshener to fill the room with a pleasant aroma.
- A giant foam finger, with which you can blame the fart on someone else in the room.
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Lux
Posted at 2:57 PM on March 15, 2010
Real women fart.
All you others are full of hot air.
wyntermitchell
Posted at 4:11 AM on January 29, 2010
farting was a sign of affection and hilarity in my home growing up. i knew i was in love when i could finally fart in front of a bf. its a sign of comfort, so good for her, she felt relaxed! GREAT! FINALLY! that fart was probably 5 years of pressure from people being rude released. fart more jess, fart more and fart often.
birthdaycake
Posted at 9:55 PM on January 28, 2010
Can someone please tell me why guys think it’s hysterical when they fart, yet girls are absolutely mortified?
Kirstin Benson
Posted at 4:57 PM on January 28, 2010
andy — i’m dying right now. at first i was mortified, now i’m rolling on the floor laughing
joe2
Posted at 4:38 PM on January 28, 2010
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Although, not sure I can look at Jessica the same way anymore…
