What do YOU think The Situation’s cologne will smell like?

Gym sweat? Tanning oils? Fresh laundry? We’re not exactly sure what a cologne made by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino would smell like — but we’re about to find out! He was overheard bragging about his new fragrance, which will be called “The Sitch,” to fellow Jersey Shore star Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley at a recent party they hosted at Miami hotspot Mansion, the New York Post is reporting.

Whatever “The Sitch” ends up smelling like, we know one thing for sure: John Mayer does not approve!