Would You Want Your Man To Smell Like ‘The Situation?’ He’s Getting His Own Cologne!

What do YOU think The Situation’s cologne will smell like?

Gym sweat? Tanning oils? Fresh laundry? We’re not exactly sure what a cologne made by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino would smell like — but we’re about to find out! He was overheard bragging about his new fragrance, which will be called “The Sitch,” to fellow Jersey Shore star Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley at a recent party they hosted at Miami hotspot Mansion, the New York Post is reporting.

Whatever “The Sitch” ends up smelling like, we know one thing for sure: John Mayer does not approve!