John Mayer is Obsessed With Va-Jay-Jay!
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Why does it always seem like you have lady parts on the brain, John? Dude, you need a hobby!
John Mayer, you might as well face it, you’re addicted to lovin’ – or at least the female anatomy that makes lovin’ possible.
“You haven’t lived until you’ve been shot out of your mother’s vagina,” the 32-year-old crooner wrote on his Twitter page Feb. 2. Um, OKKKKKK…..
But this isn’t the first reference to the V that John’s made this month, oh no. Jennifer Aniston’s ex professed his love for lady parts in Rolling Stone magazine.
“Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself [ to fall in love]? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?”
Additionally, the Your Body is a Wonderland singer promised a roomful of British birds during a gig in London that, “someone in this room is getting pregnant tonight!”
See what we mean? Obsessed!
John’s new lady love, 20-year-old Taylor Swift, needs to watch out. We’re pretty sure that the innocent country singer is a virgin – but she might not stay that way for long if Mayer the Player has his way!
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getbacktowork
Posted at 5:40 PM on February 3, 2010
i do not part with my opinion that i don’t have a problem with his philandering and obsessions as long as he is open and honest with the people affected, however, please allow me to repeat my opinion that HE IS GROSS! sons should not discuss their mother’s vaginas. it’s as simple as that. yuck.
