Jennifer Aniston, You Always Find A Boyfriend Just In Time To Promote Your Movies!
Whenever Jennifer Aniston has a boyfriend, her movies gross more money! Hmm, maybe THAT’S the real reason she went to Cabo with Gerard Butler!
Jennifer Aniston has found the key to a major box office hit — find herself a man.
Jen was recently spotted showing off her “boyfriend” Gerard Butler — and her bikini clad bottom — in San Jose del Cabo, which is a very odd move for the private actress. In fact, we almost never Jen out with another guy … unless she’s promoting a movie!
Think about it. Right before The Break-Up came out in June 2006, Jen was getting all cozy with then co-star Vince Vaughn. Then, in the weeks leading up to the December 2008 release of Marley & Me, Jen got back together with John Mayer!
But practically the minute she walks off the red carpet at her premiere, Jen always dumps her guy! Now she’s promoting her March flick The Bounty , and once again she’s getting very cozy, in public, with her co-star, Gerard.
Of course Jen always plays coy— but she knows she gets photographed EVERYWHERE she goes, which means whichever guys she’s seeing will be photographed with her. And guess what? The Break-Up grossed $118.7M and Marley & Me pulled in 143.2M — making them her two highest grossing films since she split from Brad Pitt!
So we guess Jen figured out the winning formula for a box office blockbuster … now let’s see if really works. And how long it takes for her to leave Gerard in the dust! —Corynne Steindler
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CleoJ
Posted at 9:49 AM on February 10, 2010
Her sad loser fans get excited for her when they think she has a chance of being on her way to what they hope is something better than what Brad has found with Angelina (I know, I know – they’re so delusional. Hahahaha) – so she works the whole ‘poor pitiful me,’ angle, reminding people of her divorce trauma, maybe even getting a dig or two in at Angelina, and then hoping she can rile the ‘Team Aniston,’ people into buying tix to her awful movies. It’s textbook Aniston. Sandra Bullock is just so refreshing a star compared to desperate famewh*res like Aniston, and unlike as is the case with Jennifer, having talent and charisma is key. Aniston is talent-LESS, and thinks charisma is hair extensions, a tan and a bikini. That got herthru at 30, but at what?? 44?? Not so much. jen, 50 is looming, try getting a life.
