Chaunce Hayden

The mystery is over: know we know why Jon insists on dating college-age girls!

It’s true what they say: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And when Hailey Glassman gets scorned, she hits a man where it hurts – literally. Jon Gosselin’s recent ex is SO pissed off that she says she never though the octodad would cheat because he was ‘so small’ that no one else would want to sleep with him!

OUCH.

“Yes,” Hailey reiterates to Steppin’ Out magazine’s Chaunce Hayden, “He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true. Erect he’s about three inches.”

But apparently some good came out of something so bad: Hailey, 22, is now besties with the Jon & Kate Plus 8 star’s OTHER ex, former Star scribe Kate Major. “I asked [Kate], ‘If you were really with Jon, how big is he?’ And she knew! Anybody who sleeps with him will notice it. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. I would laugh about it with my mom.”

Yeah, ‘cuz that’s normal….

She added, “That’s why I believed him when he said he wasn’t cheating. He said, ‘You know how subconscious I am of down there.’ (FYI – we think you actually meant to say ‘self-conscious. But we digress) I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on my because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time. I would tell him that he had a tiny pee pee.”

And he broke up with you why? We’re shocked, really!

But it wasn’t all bad between Hailey and Jon. Despite the size of his Mr. Peepers, Hailey says sex with her ex was ‘bittersweet.’

Just wondering – we’re feeling the bitter, Hailes. But where’s the sweet? There ain’t nothing nice about what you’re saying about the heat Johnny Boy isn’t packing!