‘Jessica Simpson, You Need To Date a Businessman!’ Says Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger

Are you listening, Jess? Take the advice of an expert…stop going for musicians and get yourself a money-maker!

Jessica Simpson is a repeat offender when it comes to dating guitar-playing bad boys. In fact, her pattern is so specific – date, get dumped, repeat – that we think it’s about time she found herself a new type of man. Well, guess what – the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti Stanger – agrees with us!

While attending “An Evening with Modern Family” event for the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences in Hollywood March 3, Patti suggested that Jessica, 29, find herself a business man when asked what dating advice she could offer the perpetually single singer.

Sounds like a fab idea to us! Business men are well-dressed, can fully support themselves, and don’t go out chasing sex, drugs & rock ‘n roll like Jess’ last three men, Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine or TMI king John Mayer the Player.

To all you guys out there – if you see a Match.com profile reading ‘Unlucky in Love Southern Gal Looking For Well-Dressed Businessman’ without a profile pic, we urge you to respond. You very well could be the next dude to date Jessica Simpson!

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