Jesse’s Girls: Sandra Bullock Vs. Michelle McGee!

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The ladies in Jesse James’ life couldn’t be more different!

We were shocked when we first heard about Jesse James‘ alleged affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, and the shocks just keep on coming with each new detail we learn about her. She’s the total opposite of Sandra Bullock in every way, and we’ve put together a handy little side-by-side chart to help make that point a little clearer.

Sandra Bullock

“America’s Sweetheart”

Michelle McGee

“America’s Sinner”

45-year-old stepmom of three 32-year-old mother of two
No tattoos Covered in tattoos
Natural chest Major implants
Stars in major movies & is an Oscar-winning actress Stars in homemade porn & is a stripper
Nickname: “Sandy” Nickname: “Bombshell”
Very private person Tweets about every intimate detail about her life, including getting her “cheeks” tattooed
Thanked her mom in her Oscar speech & shares an office with her dad and sister Grew up Amish and her parents no longer speak to her
Appeared on the covers of major magazines, including Glamour, Vogue and Vanity Fair Appeared on the covers of lesser-read magazines, including Tattoo Review and International Tattoo Art
Battling for custody of her husband’s children against his porn star ex-wife Her ex-husband is trying to get custody of their children because she has been making porn and doing live nude broadcasts from her house
Wore Marchesa, Alexander McQueen and Bottega Veneta to recent awards shows Dressed up like a Nazi for an outrageous photo shoot
Dressed up in matching gorilla suits with Jesse on Halloween Used Jesse’s Halloween costume with Sandra to come up with a sex-nickname for him, “Vanilla Gorilla”

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FakeBreastHater

Posted at 3:35 PM on March 20, 2010  

I think that I’ve contracted hepatitis from just looking at her pictures.

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Melrae

Posted at 12:30 PM on March 20, 2010  

The circus freak (carnie) has a really hard face in contrast to Sandra’s soft, beautiful, youthful face. She looks much older than Sandra.

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    Woody Dewer

    Posted at 7:50 AM on March 21, 2010  

    Melrae,
    You obviously know nothing about men.

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    getbacktowork

    Posted at 1:48 PM on March 22, 2010  

    you’re totally right melrae. bombshell looks much older in the face than sandy. MUCH. she’s very hardened and sad looking. looking at her picture just makes me so depressed… i do feel sorry for her in some ways, but still hate her for cashing in on this story at the expense of jessie’s kids (not to mention her own).

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Melrae

Posted at 12:18 PM on March 20, 2010  

What’s her name is such a vulgar carnie, you know, those circus folk that smell like cabbage, and have little hands. Mr. Bullock would need to inject the tatoo artist with lots of penicillin.

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-_-

Posted at 10:41 AM on March 20, 2010  

sandra is MUCH better and DEFINITELY better than a stripper!!
jesse is stupid

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SmartAussieBabe

Posted at 2:37 AM on March 20, 2010  

Who knows what goes on in any marriage. The very sad and unforgivable thing is that this creep has embarrassed a woman at the peak of her achievements. No rubbish about leaving him alone – it’s 2010 not 1930. Women are successful, powerful and some men entirely FAIL to deal with it. Like our friend Woody. Brain surgeon, no doubt.

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Guest

Posted at 2:12 AM on March 20, 2010  

Guess the skank didn’t get the memo. She’s not hot and she no Kat Von D.

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courtney_1

Posted at 2:03 AM on March 20, 2010  

skank claims to be 90% covered in tattoos. who taught her math?

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Helen

Posted at 1:38 AM on March 20, 2010  

If a man cheats, it’s most likely his wife’s or girlfriend’s fault! If she doesn’t know what to do with him in a bed after just 5 years of marriage to keep him interested and excited, too bad! Men NEED sex for physical reasons (not like us, girls, just for pleasure from time to time) OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO CHEAT if he doesn’t get it at home!!!

A woman who knows this should just keep him sexually exhausted at all times then he will NEVER cheat on her, because he physically can’t get aroused THAT many times a day, OK? Simple as that!

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    Guest

    Posted at 2:13 AM on March 20, 2010  

    What a load of BS.

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    Melrae

    Posted at 12:24 PM on March 20, 2010  

    Mr. Bullock, it’s called restraint. I’m sure Sandra lacked nothing in the private realm. Mr. Bullock simply chose not to keep it in his pants for the wife I hope he has lost forever. He’s a freak for gravitating toward the carnie, you know, those circus folk who smell like cabbage, need shots of penicillin before doing it, and have little hands (or one too many tattoos). Sandra Bullock is too good for the now obscure Mr. Bullock.

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    Faith_1

    Posted at 12:25 PM on March 20, 2010  

    that is the stupidest excuse ever, and I’m ashamed that a fellow woman would be justifying a man’s cheating in this way, and at all… its as if you condone cheating (male or female), and that all a relationship is about is sex. there is a little something called communication where partners are able to discuss both physical and emotional needs, etc. This guy is a turd for cheating on his wife, no question. There is no excusable reason for cheating. I hope you and every person finds themselves in good relationships that are based on love, commitment and respect, the way it should be, and not merely a relationship based on sex.

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Claude McKenzie

Posted at 10:16 PM on March 19, 2010  

It totally amaze me that people with the fortunate life that they have act that way. It seems as the men in these scandals, wear their penis on their shoulders. If the women like Sandra and Jennifer Aniston continue be the strong, talented and beautiful, why have a men. Lately, they all seem to suck! What they need is a good gay friend by their side. Trust me, We won’t put up with that. I am so sorry for all those ladies who have been betrayed by those men but I hope that they hold their head up high and press on.
I am single gay man who is beginning to enjoy being single. There are no cameras, exclusive parties or fabulous fashion in my life (yet) but I do have the joy of knowing that I am not being hurt by someone who convince me that they love me. I am truly sorry that the personal lives of women in the public eye, has to treated that way. But ladies, I am going to share two of my favorite sayings that has helped me through broken relationships. First, for the cheaters, Pride before the fall. And for the ladies, NOW THAT YOU KNOW, ACT LIKE YOU KNOW. I wish Sandra the best of luck and know that God is near by.

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Amy

Posted at 8:51 PM on March 19, 2010  

Does no one honor wedding vows anymore. I’m so disappointed with today’s perception of marriage. People go into them thinking, “Oh well if it doesn’t work we can always get divorced”. It’s such crap. Here’s a woman that waited till she was 40 to settle down thinking she’s found “the one” for her, only to be disappointed 5 years later because he can’t keep it in his pants? He was nothing before her. I’m sorry but if his reason is because his “sexual needs” weren’t being met, that’s just bull. He knew damn well what kind of relationship he was getting into. Sandra is a busy woman, owns her own company and is a fantastic actress on top of it all. He knew her hectic lifestyle, and if it was going to be any kind of issue for him, he should never have married her. I don’t care what his reason is for his infidelity, there’s just no excuse. It breaks my heart for Sandra to have to be humiliated in this way. She’s a strong woman though, and I have no doubt that no matter what happens she’ll land firmly on her feet.

Jesse, you’re pathetic. How you could choose a skanky looking whore over your beautiful wife is beyond me. You were lucky you got Sandra in the first place because you didn’t deserve her then, and you sure as hell don’t deserve her now. It’s quite obvious by your actions that you have absolutely no respect for your wife and maybe someday you’ll realize just how good you had it with her. As far as those poor kids go, I don’t think either you or your ex-wife should have custody of them. Neither one of you have the sense God gave a grapefruit to do anything right by them.

I don’t expect anyone to necessarily agree with me, but it’s just my opinion.

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    Sassenach

    Posted at 9:21 PM on March 19, 2010  

    Amy, I agree with you 100%.

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Woody Dewer

Posted at 8:49 PM on March 19, 2010  

Bad boys like bad girls. They also don’t like to be left at home alone.

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Woody Dewer

Posted at 8:48 PM on March 19, 2010  

Sandra is ugly and cannot act.
Michelle is truly a bombshell and probably 10 times better in the sack.

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    Amy

    Posted at 8:54 PM on March 19, 2010  

    Then you’re obviously no better than Jesse.

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Tim

Posted at 8:42 PM on March 19, 2010  

Let’s be honest, was this a surprise? These two are so different it was obvious it would not work. Having worked on a few films with Sandra, I can say she is a pretty laid back and quiet person, not nearly enough excitement for a guy that hooks up with pornstars and bikers.

You marry the bad boy and expect different results, pretty sad on both their parts.

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    Edie

    Posted at 12:48 AM on March 20, 2010  

    I’m sorry Tim, but a marriage vow is a marriage vow regardless if they are different and comes from different backgrounds. He said “I do”.

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    Hauns

    Posted at 1:00 AM on March 20, 2010  

    We do not even know if he cheated. Its just allegations! There is 3 sides to a story
    Her side His side & in the middle lies the truth. Until Jesse says I cheated on my wife,only then will the public know for sure that he did. Lets not forget what the first 3 letters in ASSume are. Michelle just wants her quick 15 minutes of fame.

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Roni

Posted at 8:18 PM on March 19, 2010  

It’s sad to read that he cheated on his wife – it’s terrifying to read that he would put her life in jeopardy by not wearing condoms.
Random sex these days can be deadly, especially if you don’t know your partners activity.
Sad and shameful

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matt

Posted at 7:42 PM on March 19, 2010  

message for jesse,sorry jesse but your a dumbass. use to admire you, no longer idiot. sorry sandy,but YOU CAN DO BETTER! stay strong you’ll be fine.

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jewels

Posted at 6:48 PM on March 19, 2010  

My heartfelt sympathy to Sandra. Thank you for your integrity and being such a great role model for many young women. You are a strong person and you are loved by many! Jewels

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zenpunk

Posted at 6:37 PM on March 19, 2010  

here’s the short version…

Michelle, hot.
Sandra, not.

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    Sassenach

    Posted at 9:23 PM on March 19, 2010  

    I guess if you are into NAZI slut porn stars….. whatever floats your boat!

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    Edie

    Posted at 12:50 AM on March 20, 2010  

    Here’s the short version, you’re an idiot and obviously into porn slut stars.

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john

Posted at 5:18 PM on March 19, 2010  

THREE WORDS: CLASS – NO CLASS

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Speedbeetle

Posted at 5:05 PM on March 19, 2010  

too bad, she had her chance with me and blew it, I never would do that to her, still love you Sandy ;)

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da varro

Posted at 4:53 PM on March 19, 2010  

we cannot compare the imcomparable.first of all did u say Sandra Bullock is like 10 yrs older than that woman?i donot believe you.lol. it seems the opposite is true.

we may always pretend to think beauty could be bought but we all know that in the long run the natural will always prevail.i think SANDRA Bullock is a 10 while the other lowly woman is around the 2s and this is just because she can talk, walk, and think of doing her tattoes and the other things she does for the other side of the world.

well i guess this is just a sheer critism of decency on the one hand and on the other hand, the portrayal of a consecutive latitude of indecent behaviour which is predominant in the world of today.

A GOOD PERSON IS HARD TO FIND BUT THERE ARE STILL A FEW LEFT!!!!!

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superbrat

Posted at 3:46 PM on March 19, 2010  

PLEASE, stop giving any further coverage to that woman who basks in lowlife. You know how you can serve the public well? Check her out in 5 years, when wrinkles could no longer be hiddren by thick goey make up. She is an abomination and an outright insult to any decent gains and advances women have struggled and fought for, and won to date. I doubt if she has any inkling what being liberated means, but deifnitely not being dense and thick skinned.

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Bruce Alan Stockberger

Posted at 2:57 PM on March 19, 2010  

There are so few decent good women left in America, I cannot understand why JJ would hurt SB so badly. Thanks to him, she is probably scarred for life. He is why American men get such a bad rap!!!!!

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    swope

    Posted at 3:50 PM on March 19, 2010  

    What he did was wrong. No one can ever justify those actions.

    BUT… the reality, this happens over and over again. It doesn’t matter how beautiful a wife is. It doesn’t matter if she is the mother of someone’s children, a spectacular person, or a great cook. If she is not taking care of his sexual needs, you can expect he will cheat… eventually.

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michele

Posted at 2:30 PM on March 19, 2010  

I can’t beleive him. Sandra is so beautiful and funny and obviously caring to fight for his kids. He is such an dirtbag!!!

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Paula

Posted at 2:08 PM on March 19, 2010  

Jesse you are not 12 any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will guyes ever grow up!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Jesse I cant believe you let a nasty whore even touch you. You had a beautful woman who would fight for YOUR children. I cant beleive you.

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kathi T

Posted at 1:49 PM on March 19, 2010  

Jesse is a rough rider. He has two sides. I believe he really loves Sandra Bullock. However, he needs to feel he still has a wild side and needs the fun and excitement of being with Michelle McGee

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    cerealface

    Posted at 1:52 PM on March 19, 2010  

    He also “needs” to grow up

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      Stephen

      Posted at 2:07 PM on March 19, 2010  

      Totally agree with “cerealface”. I don’t think you could have put it better.

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    superbrat

    Posted at 3:32 PM on March 19, 2010  

    Excuse me? That is so super lame and juvenile should it be the real reason why husbands and boyfriends cheat on their partners and cause so much damage to their partners whom they have vowed to honor and cherish! At least Sandra knows that there are many people who truly love her, care for her total well being, and agponize with her over her terrible fate.

    It is indeed very sad that she fell in love with a full pledged LOSER, and quite disparaging too, to learn that even someone like Sandra, could be subjected to such disgusting lowlife behavior from her own husband, the one who should have been the first party she could run to when with problems and the first one to come to her defense and not the very culprit causing her this horrible anguish.

    Sure thing, us consumers can make our sentiments known by boycotting anything he puts out there. I feel so sad not only for Sandra, but also for his kids. They must be so embarrased and ashamed! Come to think of it, he disgusts me so much I could not even mention his name! LOSER!!!

    Sandra, it is good that you keep quite and private in these very trying times. I am genuinely wishing you the best life can offer and praying for comfort and peace in your heart, mind, and spirit.

    And Sandra, there’s no point hurting over someone who does not deserve you at all. Trust, it will pass away soon enough.

    You will emerge a stronger woman from out of this. Be thankful that you are now given the golden opportunity to rid yourself of such an unclean person in your life. Take full advantage of it.

    It is his loss, and oh what a loss, not yours. his! He was so lucky to have you love him, but his selfish juvenile quests dishonored himself first, his kids, you and his marriage vows.

    Sandra, you are loved and well-thought of. Wish to see your funny antics on screen again.

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      Inkwell

      Posted at 4:56 PM on March 19, 2010  

      Ummm, you know this isn’t Bullock’s Twitter account right?

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        Angie

        Posted at 1:06 AM on March 20, 2010  

        Darling Sandra: I am sending you all the strength and love from a fan who has followed you since your early, lovely days in the movie ‘Speed’… Jesse is clearly a sad, jaded, filthy LOSER who has lost a rare jewel of a woman. Who on earth f*cks a skank, tattooed whore w/o condoms and then gets into bed with you?!?!?!??! A man who is the same as her… complete and utter white trash. He was basically f*cking a female version of himself.

        Please, please, please, I, and the rest of your fans on this planet urge you to NOT take him back… a scorpion never loses its primal impulse to sting… He WILL screw you over again. Stay strong, get the best Q@#$@!&* lawyer and be vindicated (Gloria A. Also, next time, please don’t involve yourself with someone who clearly has no class – PLEASE SEEK YOUR OWN LEVEL. xo

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