Kim — I am high fiving you for NOT hiding out after your highly public breakup!
Kim Kardashian — I am high fiving you for NOT hiding out after your highly public breakup! You are completely admirable — for NOT lying in bed with the covers over your head. Instead, you have makeup on, your hair is done, you’re smiling and hello … you’ve got Kardashian “Shoedazzle” shoes to sell — so you’re selling them!
I’m sure your heart is breaking inside, but you are doing an A+ job of NOT letting Reggie Bush or the rest of the world know it. After you broke up with Reggie the first time, you barely had the energy to get up off your couch and out of your apartment. So glad that you’re taking an F U attitude to Reggie after Breakup Round #2! It’s HIS loss — you’re Khardazzling!
—Bonnie Fuller