Oh America — are you ready to be impressed and intimidated by Michelle Obama’s biceps again?
The First Lady has recently brought her impressively toned arms out of hiding, after months covered up in sleeves. In the past couple of weeks, she’s resuscitated her infamous sheath dresses as well as other variations on sleeevelessness.
I swear, she covered them up for a few months after sadly conceeding that they were a strong, sexy distraction to her public.
Thank the Lord — she’s over that! And that they’re back! Just in time too – we need the world’s evil doers that if they mess with us in NYC, they’ll also face the wrath of Michelle’s strong, power arms. Girlfriends — it’s time to hit the gym and start weight-training! I will!
-Bonnie Fuller

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Isa
Posted at 5:17 PM on May 9, 2010
OMG you mean she still has arms? THEY WERE JUST HIDING THE WHOLE TIME!!!!
I love photo #6, she looks amazing.
winter
Posted at 6:04 AM on May 8, 2010
js she bow legged
GIL
Posted at 12:14 PM on May 8, 2010
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOTHING THIS COUPLE ARE OR WILL DO THAT WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE HATERS.
IF HER FIGURE WAS BAD, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THEIR TALKING POINT.”HOW CAN SUCH AN UGLY LADY REPRESENT AMERICA?” THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SAYING.
THE TRUTH IS THAT RESULTS (IN A VERY SHORT TIME NOT EVEN HISTORY)IS PROVING PRESIDENT OBAMA RIGHT. BANKS ARE PAYING BACK THE LOANS, FORD PAID BACK FIVE YEARS AHEAD OF TIME,ECONOMY IS SPRINGING BACK, MORE PEOPLE ARE GETTING JOBS.WAY TO GO OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
maria
Posted at 11:49 PM on May 8, 2010
she’s got great arms, knees and a sincere smile,,,there is someone always trying to find faults,,what does you body look like? I for one started working on my arms….
Tina
Posted at 7:13 PM on May 9, 2010
It may appear so. But could it be an unfortunate posture, the wrong photographic angle?
A little longer would be appropriate.
Tina
Posted at 7:15 PM on May 9, 2010
Wrong photographic angle? Unfortunate posture? A bit to short a skirt.
winter
Posted at 5:59 AM on May 8, 2010
who really cares, about her arms, when people can not pay their bills, or find jobs, enought is enought, any tall thin woman has arms like her, i have two friends six feet tall thin womwn with arms like her, they do not get on the news, this is enought. has no one ever seen arms like this before, she is the tallest first lady and the youngest we have had in the white house. go out to the gym, you will find many with arms like her, they are not on aol
Sugar
Posted at 11:54 AM on May 7, 2010
Greet arms but unattractive knees. Keep the skirts longer please.
Anastasia
Posted at 11:16 AM on May 7, 2010
More likely she had them covered up because it was WINTER, probably for no other reason…duh