Is the Duchess of York truly sorry for her recent despicable actions — or is she just still trying to pay her bills?
Sarah Ferguson wants the world to know that she’s truly repentant for her recent crimes — and is willing to do whatever it takes to make things right again with her ex-husband, Prince Andrew!
On June 1, the Duchess of York will go on The Oprah Show to plead forgiveness after an undercover reporter caught her trying to self access to her Royal ex for nearly a million dollars; she will shoot the segment on May 28. “We all make mistakes,” the flame-haired 50-year-old told People magazine May 26 at the NYC launch party for her new childrens’ books, Helping Hands, adding, Yet we go on. We dust ourselves down.”
And that’s not all! Business tycoon Donald Trump feels so sorry for the Duchess that he’s even offered her a job on next season’s The Apprentice (not the celebrity one) reports PopEater’s Rob Shuter.
With the financial crisis that Fergie is facing, the fact that “Donald Trump himself wants to help Sarah out of this awful mess that she has gotten herself into is incredible,” a TV exec tells Shuter, adding that said executive is “discussing finding Sarah a role on his hit show. It’s not yet clear if Sarah would compete, judge or be Donald’s eyes and ears on the next season of the Apprentice. However, what is clear is that whatever Donald wants, he usually gets!”
We can’t wait to see how this whole situation plays out. This whole scenario could quite possibly earn The Donald a substantial ratings boost next season!
- Lindsey DiMattina

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Duchess Fergie acts like White Trash
Posted at 4:12 PM on May 29, 2010
I find Duchess Fergie to be a complete, and utter, embarassment. A total disgace.
The toe-sucking scandal, while still married to her handsome Prince, was enough to write her off. Then she made a fortune with her childrens’ books, which she still does. She made another pile of money with Weight Watchers. Do you think she would have had any of those opportunities, if she hadn’t married Prince Andrew? No way.
Then the queen paid off all her debts (to the tune
of $5,000,000.00 (5 million dollar$) and gave her
royal accomodations with a roof over her head. The
Queen also takes care of Fergie’s daughters, in grand
style. I wish my children had 1/100 of the benefits her
daughters have. And, yet, Fergie, has still managed to be a non-stop, woe is me, boo-hoo, victim!!!!
No thanks. I know people who really have had bad luck,
and I will save my sympathy for them.
For a poor, little rich Duchess girl who can’t manage her money, or her priorities, or her gratitude, I say go back to England. You are not a good role model for my daughters,
and we don’t need a disgraced royal here. It’s a bill of goods, we don’t want. Find somewhere else to go, if England (no surprise) doesn’t want you. Australia and Canada are parts of the “Empire”, go there.
Sorry, no sympathy, let alone forgiveness, here.
Please, please don’t move here. We won’t like you and you
won’t like it here. You have already tarnished everything
you have touched. Leave us alone.
Village
Posted at 10:44 PM on May 27, 2010
The Royal Family screwed her in the divorce. She had been royalty, they took her title and left her with something like $30,000 a year in alimony. HELLO? What did they think was going to happen? If they had given her an apartment, and a serious allowance, this wouldn’t be happening. I have a hard time feeling sorry for the Queen of England and her offspring who have been lived off the world/Britain, or a combination of both, for over a thousand years. Remember, they were taxing the hell out of us, just another one of their colonies, when we declared our independence.
not kidding
Posted at 6:52 PM on May 27, 2010
Horrid is as horrid does.
Sugar
Posted at 5:24 PM on May 27, 2010
I bet the UK would like Fergie to disappear into anonimity as much as alot of people in the US would like Kate Gosselin’s 15 minutes of fame to expire!
Fergie never learns! The tabs have outed her before. The best one was when the paps took photos of the still married Fergie having her toes sucked poolside by her new boyfriend. I just wonder about all the stuff she does that never gets published! No doubt the reporter set up the latest sting because he heard she was selling access. Personally, I still like her because she has no shame! She should be on the Real HouseWives of London! She’d fit right in with the shameless woman who appear on the RHW shows.