Ke$ha’s New Single Is About Getting Turned On By Vampires! Is She Ready To Serenade Robert Pattinson?

No. She is not. Ke$ha is neither a fan of true blood or twilight. She wanted me to tell the world, because she is having serious difficulty getting her foot out of her mouth. How she managed to get the whole thing in there is the result of some sick magic I do not understand. Probably tastes awful. Unless you have a taste for fungi.

Ke$ha is team “Dark Shadows.” And is wondering why no one has posted a “Dark Shadows” video of “Take it Off.” She loves Barnabas Collins, and by “Barnabas Collins” I do not mean Johnny Depp. Thoughtful readers will know that “Call Brain’s bons,” or “Call Brain’s nobs,” is the appropriate translation.

So, I call my bons, or sweets, by name. Kesha Rose Sebert and Miranda Cosgrove. They are as different as The Morning Star and The Evening Star. Never to be confused. And certainly in no way woud it be possible for one man, not even Ron, that is, me, to love them both with only one heart, forever. The Morning Star could reject, while The Evening Star accepts. Or vice versa. No need for Ron to love both, if he loves one.

So fun to play in the world. Where the nob of weath, and the object of Love, endow the lover with everything he has of value. Without which he would not be. Even though he would delight beauties like Jennette McCurdy, who would forsake cheap pine tables when she needed to recline, and seek refuge it the dark forests of Norway, until her country song issued forth from a not tight lipped smile, with an urgency and passion hitherto unknown. So nice to share, ones thoughts, on a sunny day. How fun.

I may go to Miami, and find someplace to stay near the Hilton. I want to see fireworks.

Joy to you, Rose.

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So stupid!!!!

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