1. Stars Over 40 Rule The Covers: Models have long been banished from magazine covers and now Hollywood’s 20 and 30 somethings have also been hip-checked off the biggest name covers! Here’s the roll call — Halle Berry, 44, on Vogue, Jen Aniston, 41, on Harper’s Bazaar, Julia Roberts, 42, on Elle, and J Lo, 41, on Glamour!

What’s the deal? “We’re becoming an ageless society. We look younger than ever and women are wearing the same makeup and clothes as their daughters. As a result, women are judged on their merits and not by phony ideas about age,” says Lesley Jane Seymour, editor-in-chief of More magazine, which has historically been aimed at women over 35. Her magazine features Laura Linney, 46, on it’s September cover.

Let’s face it, women who are 40 and older today look every bit as gorgeous and stylish as women half their age. Between keeping fit, coloring and highlighting their hair, and wearing clothes that are body conscious, they are worthy of kicking young Hollywooders off the biggest covers of the year.

2. Kim Kardashian’s Interview In ‘Allure’: Kim’s interview is far more scintillating than Halle’s in Vogue, Hilary Swank‘s in InStyle, Jen’s in Bazaar, or Mary Kate Olsen‘s in Marie Claire.

Basically, everyone besides Kim reveals as little personal information as possible. They’re all way too polite. Halle will always love her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, Jen worships Barbara Streissand, and Mary Kate is OBSESSED with fabric that costs more per yard than your monthly rent — ho hum.

Kim on the other hand proves why she is an epic reality star. She reveals she has to do full body hair removal on her Armenian figure, she wants to breastfeed for six months, and she blabs about her sex tape and Playboy cover shoot.

3. It’s Virtually Impossible To Figure Out What The Fall Fashion Trends Are : I’m still scratching my head and I read them all!

4. I Lied — Actually, ‘People StyleWatch’ Gives You A Clear Fashion Trend Rundown : Flip to p. 184 and you’ll get an idiot-proof Top 10 trend rundown — Thank the Lord!

5. The Biggest Laugh In The Pile Of Backbreaking Mags :  Rachel Zoe‘s to die for style in Bazaar on p. 464.

6. Jessica Simpson And Julia Need Cover Style Makeovers : What was Jess thinking wearing a white shirt, black blazer, and jeans on the cover of Lucky? Julia’s hair looks so limp and her suit on the cover of Elle is so bland — it looks like she got caught in a downpour, not like she’s fronting the biggest issue of the year.

7. The Best Ad Campaigns Feature Familiar Faces : Sorry models, but you just aren’t anywhere near as exciting as seeing Madonna in Dolce & Gabbana.

So girlfriends, get ready, get set, and have fun. Which mags do you plan to dig into?