Andy's 'Teen Mom' Afterthoughts: Maci Was Insane For Rushing Into Marriage & Crazy Amber Is Dating Again!

Amber continues to bring the crazy Oct. 5, while Maci continues to make rash decisions that negatively impact baby Bentley. These girls never change!

Let’s start with Maci Bookout: Her boyfriend Kyle dumps her totally out of the blue – just days after a friend asks Maci if she’d marry Kyle, and she said “of course!” Considering the situation she’s in, I think Maci should avoid making another impulsive decision. This breakup will be a good thing in the end, for her and baby Bentley. Meanwhile, it’s clear that bratty Amber Portwood is forgetting what show she’s on (news to her: it’s NOT The Hills.) She’s already on everyone’s bad side after attacking boyfriend Gary Shirley last week — and she’s not even trying to redeem herself. And it doesn’t take her long to start seeing another guy, and rub it in Gary’s face. She’s just the WORST.

Never one to let her eyes stray from the prize, Farrah Abraham proves there’s a 99.6527% chance her deceased ex-boyfriend Derek is the father of baby Sophia. The social security money is finally within her grasp…

And, as always, Catelynn Lowell and boyfriend Tyler Baltierra get my sympathy. What precious angels they are. Their tears of purity just make Catelynn’s mom look like even more of a sinister bi-atch than she is. She’s actually of the worst human beings I’ve ever seen on TV.

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In a way Farrah is the lucky one of the group. She doesn’t have to worry about baby daddy drama, she knows the check will be on time/good, and she doesn’t have to fight with him about custody. Her parents may not be perfect (who’s really are) but at least they support her when she’s doing the right thing. They want better for her and her baby and try to help her be responsible.

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In response to your Farrah comments, I agree — I think I may been a little too colorful with my writing. I do sympathize with her, and I can’t imagine having a baby AND dealing with that kind of loss at the same time. My sympathy comes across better in this earlier post:

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Why all the Farrah hating?! Yes that $200 a month is going yo put her in the lap of luxery…riiiight. Do you know how much it costs to raise a child? Not to mention the costs of just living on your own on top of that. She needs that money to take care of her child. Would you be singing the same tune if Sophia’s dad was alive and she was suing for child support?

I disagree on our take on Farrah. “never one to take her eye of hte prize” as if she is doing this a money hungry gold-digger. Did you now hear Sohpia will get a whole whopping 230 dollar permonth. Ok this girl is trying to herself some support to help rasie her daughter. This Social Security is far less than the courts would have ordered Derrick to pay has he lived and she had brought a paternity Suit. She obviusly was deeply in love w/Derrick, but the relatinship had problems and her mother was a hug part of it not wanting her to have contact with Derrick. Farrah was only 16 and lived w/her parents . True Farrah has come across as a spoiled obnxious brat much of 16 and pregnant and until recently on Teen Mom. But I see some real growth in maturity now in Farrah . She is going right by Sophia to get the dear child survivors benefits. Kassy, Derrick’s sisters, is supporting her. I think you are off mark on Farrah.

amber is totally unfit to be a mom and a human being … God help her child who she neglects 99% of the time Gary you will win and have the proof ..go for it you love your baby and i am sure you will find lots of woman who would be good to you and your baby good luck Gary…

Amber is one of the worst women ever allowed on TV. She is a terrible girlfriend, a terrible mother and an all around pathetic person. She needs to spend some time in jail or with a therapist. I feel bad for Gary and I hope he finds someone else, and takes the baby with him. When I saw her kick and punch Gary as he was walking down the stairs, I so wanted to be there so I could punch her in the face and kick her ugly ass down the stairs. Gary, hit me up if you ever want to talk. strawberry@tvstar.com

I just have to make a comment here about Amber and her behavior toward’s Gary. She seems to forget that she was a chubby little girl and she also seems to forget that she was feeling lucky to have Gary who stepped up to the plate to be the father. Suddenly she’s lost a few pounds and thinks she’s all that and a cup of tea, but she isn’t. She was sweeter when she was fat. And by the looks of how things are going for her she won’t be having custody of her daughter for much longer. Gary can easily walk away with custody because he seems to be the better parent and cares about his daughter. Anyone with 20/20 vision can see that she neglects her child, and she’s the abuser in her relationship with Gary. Gary you are so sweet and deserve someone who is so much better than Amber. Any girl would be lucky to have you as a husband or boyfriend. Take that baby away from her mother, she doesn’t care for the baby, I don’t even know if she loves that baby ! She feels stuck with the baby, unlike you who loves your daughter. Take that baby away before mom starts abusing her too !!!