Jen, you may be cringing that your new BFF Chelsea Handler has smacked you right back into the spotlight with the ex you can’t “lose” Brad, and his new love Angelina.
But on the other hand, you must secretly be feeling kind of great that FINALLY SOMEONE has said what you’ve no doubt been thinking for the six years, since Brad dumped you for his Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star Angelina Jolie.
Yes, Angie is a “homewrecker” and “f..king b..ch!” just like Chelsea Handler said in her Dec. 3, standup performance in Newark, N.J.
You were, as far as you knew, happily married for five years to the man of your dreams, before your husband was “stolen” by that other woman!
“It’s every woman’s worse nightmare that a beautiful, sexy woman is going to come after YOUR man,” points out relationship expert and author of The Cult of Celebrity Cooper Lawrence. And come on, there is almost no woman in the world, more beautiful than Angelina Jolie. What a burn!
And not only is THAT a burn, she wrecks your marriage and then cleverly transforms herself from temptress into a madonna/ Mother Teresa with her 6 kids from around the world and her UN Ambassadress humanitarian do-gooding. So it’s hard for anyone to whisper a bad word about her.
Instead of quietly staying on the down lo since stealing Brad. She’s EVERYWHERE! Adopting kids, having babies, starring in blockbusters like Salt. Hell, her premiere of the The Tourist is tonight in NYC. You can’t avoid her.
Jen can at least feel good that unlike Angelina, who admitted in a CNN interview that “I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to.” Well, Jen your friend Chelsea sure has your back.
“I give kudos to Chelsea for standing up to Angelina,” says relationship expert, Whitney Casey, author of The Man Plan. “I think she really wordslapped Jen!” And guess what Jen — HollywoodLife.com readers have your back too. Almost 68% think Angelina’s a big phoney!
You may have lost Brad but not your BFFs!
–Bonnie Fuller
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Maria
Posted at 2:14 PM on December 10, 2010
get over it already, it’s been over 5 years! You can’t “steal” someone. Brad had a choice. He could have chosen to stay with Jen and he didn’t. At the end of the day who cares anyways. Like brad is the only man who has left his wife.
jenjen
Posted at 10:52 AM on December 10, 2010
Everyone knows that Angelina is a HO, and Brad is a MANHO!! Anyway, about Angelina, she broke up Billy Bob Thornton and Laura Dern. They were engaged, and when she came back from shooting a movie, Billy Bob and Angelina were already married. Poor Laura Dern found out on a news program.
I wouldn’t trust that slut to be left alone in a room for 2 seconds.
Diane G.
Posted at 10:45 AM on December 10, 2010
Angelina Jolie knew exactly what she was doing. This is a woman who spoke publicly about the fact that she did not want any biological children, then before Brad’s divorce is even final, she is pregnant. Anyone with half a brain can see that this was clearly an insecurity on her part. She wanted to keep Brad and wasn’t confident that she could accomplish this with the adopted children, so she became pregnant. It is so transparent, as is Ms. Jolie. Her “wonderful” family was built on lies and deception and I believe that she can adopt all the children she wants and involve herself in all the charities that she can, but it does not change the fact that she is a conniving home wrecker.
mfan
Posted at 4:07 PM on December 9, 2010
@Bonnie, I know you have a child so I wonder how in the world you kept your man, since you are so judgemental so often, and so wrong so often.
I honestly believe from the facts as I know them that Jennifer Anniston decided to go after Brad Pitt because he was hot, and as a trophy husband. To accomplish this, I feel she lied to him about who she was as a person until she got married. Then, all of a sudden, she doesn’t want Brad to grab her ass in public like he did when they were dating. All of a sudden Brad finds out Jennifer doesn’t want kids – the ultimate deal breaker. Jennifer to this day doesn’t have kids, nor has she mentioned any plans to have any. Jennifer Anniston is a bad person. Angelina is very loyal, and very kind person from every single report I have of her, whether from the media, or second hand from people who have met her or worked with her.
Bonnie’s judgement of people is lacking, so I’ll explain.
Angelina Jolie = good person
Miley Cyrus = good person
Probably every other woman that Bonnie dislikes = good person
Sam
Posted at 11:30 PM on December 8, 2010
this is the lamest diatribe i’ve ever heard.
get over yourself and your opinion of what you think you know about either of them!
Sam
Posted at 10:49 PM on December 8, 2010
Bonnie and Chelsa really shut the f up. You don’t know Angelina and yeah neither do I but I love her movies and she is a great actress. Leave her alone! Okay and I mean the whole thing happened in 2005…. get over it, I mean Jen even has. Remember Oprah???? She said it’s in the past and I have better things to worry about! Honestly Chelsea get over yourself fame whore!!!! And when you go after children it is just truly pathetic okay. Sure talk about Angie because she is an adult and knows to not listen to everthing you hear even when it’s about you, but Maddox is a child… leave him out of this. You have no right to disrespect any child and no right to be so cruel to such a loving giving family! Oh and Jen was right to be pissed at her and I don’t give a crap if you have been making fun of her for years hun, it happened a long time ago and everyone is happy so stop being rude! I honestly hate when you really have to bash others, lol yeah I am doing it now but still!! Brad knew what he was doing so again if anyone is to blame it’s him! I mean let it go, Jen is happy and Brad and Angie are happy….. GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON!!!
Whateves
Posted at 9:49 PM on December 8, 2010
I love Angelina Jolie and watch most of her movies. Handler’s lame and outdated rant is just plain stupid. So its ok for Julia Roberts to go after a married man and NOT labeled as a homewrecker but Angelina is? Makes no sense to me.
With or without Brad, Angelina would’ve had a house full of babies.
So Bonnie and Chelsea just go suck it.
melissa
Posted at 9:15 PM on December 8, 2010
There’s no such thing as stealing someones lover, boyfriend, husband. The man usually goes willingly. & enough already, the whole Jen & Angie thing is getting old.
get over it
Posted at 4:15 PM on December 8, 2010
Jennifer Aniston should have seen her marriage coming to an end, the writing on the wall as soon as she was on Oprah talking (thinking) about having a baby then deciding to focus on her career instead. Brad had for the 2 years prior to that talked about how much he wanted a family! So yep, he left her for a woman who decided she could have a career AND a family at the same time, a woman who chose being a mom over her marriage to Billy Bob. Remember how he left her after she adopted the 1st one? Bottom line is that if Jennifer wanted to keep Brad she should have had a baby. So she basically pushed him out the door with her back & forth comments into a woman who ultimately wanted the same things he did. Angelina didn’t have to steal, she had everything he wanted!
Hypatia
Posted at 8:27 PM on December 8, 2010
@ GET OVER IT
Yes, Jen was never was able to have Brad’s babies because SHE HAD TWO MISCARRIAGES. No, not one, but TWO. Bet you didn’t know that did you?
Oh, and when Brad and Ang got together during Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Ang said she was a “shoulder to cry on” for Brad because that was the SECOND MISCARRIAGE!
And then, weren’t you paying attention when the NY Times earlier this year blew the lid off the LIES that Angie spread to soften her reputation as a “homewrecker”. Yup, the lies were that Jen put her career first and wouldn’t give Brad babies. Now, can you use your brain to think? How would you feel if you miscarried twice and then had it spread in the media that you refused to get pregnant?
Sorry, but if that were me I’d put a hit on the bitch.
Angie hates women, or didn’t you know? And her film directorial debut with the Bosnian RAPE “love story” Yeah, a true feminist that one. Hahaha.
bad person
Posted at 10:47 AM on January 11, 2011
A bad person could say that Jennifer lied about the “miscarriages” or she used the morning after pill to produce them. She Still doesn’t have kids in an era of unprecedented options for women, including adoption, test tube babies, etc. My own sister had trouble getting pregnant but ended up with twins with medical help. Didn’t Sandra Bullock just adopt? I am sorry if the miscarriage issue has resonance with you to the point you don’t see that Jennifer only thinks about Jennifer.
“I’ve always wanted to have children,” Jen simply said after the split, as gossip swirled that she had refused him children in favour of movie roles. “I would never give up that experience for a career.” — time has proven this statement, which you seem to believe, to be not a reflection of reality.
Christina
Posted at 1:18 PM on February 8, 2011
@ bad person
Did it ever occur to you that Jennifer hasn’t had any children since Brad because she hasn’t been married since Brad? Not all people think it’s okay to deliberately bring a child into a family with only one parent. Going out and “getting one” like a human being is just another accesory for self indulgent, spoiled movie stars is repugnant to some people. I think your comments show a vicious bias. And by the way, Jennifer is pretty gorgeous considering the fact that she hasn’t had her entire face reconstructed the way Angelina has.