Browse our gallery of the ‘Twilight’ cast as plus-size stars. We’d love them through thick or thin.
Robert Pattinson‘s most recent interview in Vanity Fair was also his most revealing — and the most shocking nugget he dropped was that he’s a pig! “I’m, like, a compulsive eater,” Rob tells the magazine. “I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.” We know Rob’s just kidding, but his comment got us thinking: What would Rob (and the rest of the Twilight cast) look like with a few extra pounds on them?
The result: Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed would still look beautiful, while Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz and the boys would have cheeks a-plenty.
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Millie Furmston
Posted at 9:21 AM on October 13, 2011
Oh robert – i am sooo over ian, it is all about you now…. god you and your body are overwhelming to me and mine!
Millie xxx
krissgale
Posted at 6:51 AM on March 12, 2011
Nikki looks so cute
Snarkle
Posted at 6:38 PM on March 10, 2011
This has got to be the most pathetic photoshopping I’ve ever seen.
Andy
Posted at 9:17 AM on March 15, 2011
This post is 100% Photoshop-free.
Fatbooth, my friend. Fatbooth.
lol
Posted at 4:24 AM on March 8, 2011
Hahah Nikki is still pretty. Kristen Stewart on other hand: Yikes! And as for Trashley: JUST NO.
MJ
Posted at 3:51 AM on March 8, 2011
This isn’t offesive to the over weight prepubescent teens who love these silly movies or anything. It is ridiculous that people will give your site views yet you poke fun at their conditions. Make fun of short people with IBS, or black people. Or people with down syndrome? You won’t, because those conditions are taboo to make fun of. Assholes.
MJ
Posted at 3:53 AM on March 8, 2011
P.s yes, IBS is a serious condition. Not quite as serious as Crohn’s but it still sucks and leaves some people in debilitating states. The point is the individuals running this site are feeding into image.
Maria Rivera
Posted at 12:37 PM on March 7, 2011
THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
Robsten Fan
Posted at 9:52 AM on March 7, 2011
LMFAOOOOO!!!
THIS IS SO FUNNY!!@
MADE MY DAY!!
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!
gsdf
Posted at 9:49 AM on March 7, 2011
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urdumb
Posted at 12:32 AM on March 7, 2011
Robert Pattinson five years from now will look like just like that. Kstew looks like one of his many fat girl fans. Nikki better never let herself go. Gross.
scarlett
Posted at 5:56 PM on March 6, 2011
FUNNY HAHAHA
alma
Posted at 4:49 PM on March 6, 2011
Oh dear lord this is hilarious!! Rob and Kristen still look cute!! I feel bad for Nikki if she ever gains this much weight. lol
Angel
Posted at 4:27 PM on March 6, 2011
oo still sooo CUTE
Rob’s Angel
Arkansas
Posted at 4:25 PM on March 6, 2011
These are so funny!
yadira
Posted at 4:02 PM on March 6, 2011
hahaha!
tina
Posted at 3:40 PM on March 6, 2011
It looks like all of them inherited a triple chin :D
carrie
Posted at 1:11 PM on March 6, 2011
lol, kristen actually looks cute fat!
Andy
Posted at 1:13 PM on March 6, 2011
Agreed.
lola
Posted at 1:10 PM on March 6, 2011
meh, I’d still do him with a triple chin.
nina
Posted at 1:09 PM on March 6, 2011
it’s cause Kristen likes to cook and her favorite recipes come from Paula Deen, who makes everything with butter and mayo. lol Everytime Kristen talks about what she cooks and bakes, it’s always something fatty and buttery, like pie tartlets and bbq.
KC
Posted at 12:54 PM on March 6, 2011
Andy, you are the funniest ever! that was awesome… looks like they were sucking a lot of “fats” rather than blood! LOL!
William Earl
Posted at 12:38 PM on March 6, 2011
It seems these vampires have been feeding on a bit more than blood…
bonniefuller
Posted at 12:13 PM on March 6, 2011
OMG! Andy Swift- this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Hope Rob & K Stew see and have a laugh.