The outrageous starlet offers her words of wisdom for ‘Chucky’ in his period of insanity.
The whole world may be enjoying Charlie Sheen‘s bizarre media frenzy, but who would actually be willing to join his three-ring circus? Enter Tila Tequila. The nocturnal starlet tells HollywoodLife.com that she’d gladly fill in as one of Charlie’s “goddesses.” In fact, she’d be the only he’d ever need. “I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
As someone who admits to having her own public “meltdown,” Tila believes she can be a real asset to Charlie in his time of need.
“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him,” Tila says. “So while he’s a trending topic, it really is for all the wrong reasons. I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong.”
I’d love to see what kind of magic Tila could work over Charlie’s life — but until then, I’ll have to settle for getting my Tila fix through her new music video. “Walking On Thin Ice” premieres March 10 on MTV, and Tila tells us we’ll be surprised to see how “vulnerable” it makes her look.


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festie
Posted at 1:38 PM on April 3, 2011
this dumb whore is a product of the moronic and downright stupidity of the P.C. movement. everybody is SPECIAL ,nobody is a regular joe. then reality sets in and these SPECIAL people find out they are normal people just like the rest of us poor slobs. or even worse the find they arent even as good as an average everyday mook. thats when the problems hit.the entertainment business hasnt been about talent for the last 25 years and its only getting worse. thats why the reality craze didnt stop when it should have , with ozzy and the real world and cops. now you have crap like american idol which has never truly been about talent, its ultimately about popularity. and what is popularity driven by when the audience is mostly gay men and pre/post adolescent females? hormones. need i say more? this is how gutter trash like ms nguyen become public figures. its also how charlie manages to be in the spotlight without being instituitionalised without his consent.
She Lied
Posted at 11:24 AM on March 24, 2011
So Tila Tequila has been telling everyone that you made all this stuff up and this whole report is a lie. Are you not going to defend yourself or do you enjoy being called a hack journalist by a z-lister?
Danielle M
Posted at 1:29 PM on March 9, 2011
Wasn’t aware used up reality show druggy trash means you are a starlet.
whatwhat
Posted at 9:29 AM on March 9, 2011
She’s a dumb, lying, ugly troll but a small part of me feels bad for a pathetic joke who used to be somewhat famous who snorted up all her tv money and who lives in a rental and has no friends or marketable skills. Everyone in Hollywood knows she’s a pathological liar, a swindler and a cokehead and that’s why she can’t get any work. So sad for an aging, ugly slut who instead of using that whore money on an education or investing, she leased a car. Old whore with no talent= dead in a pool of her own vomit by years end.
Sobe
Posted at 6:59 AM on March 9, 2011
it’s funny you can tell which comments Tila wrote herself. she is notorious for making up names and writing flattering comments about herself all the time. Right Tila??? or should I say Nancy????
tila))__=)
Posted at 4:52 AM on March 9, 2011
tila is amazing she should do this!!!!she’s a true goddess!!!
lolz
Posted at 3:12 AM on March 9, 2011
saraleeee
Posted at 11:24 PM on March 8, 2011
Are you serious? Did you go to journalism school to interview has-been fame whores? If I were you, I would seriously analyze where my tuition money went. This woman is a cancer in society.
gummy
Posted at 11:10 PM on March 8, 2011
This woman has no soul! She’s a leech. So desperate for attention she’ll weasel her way into anything! GO AWAY!
Tess
Posted at 9:20 PM on March 8, 2011
Tila is NOT a starlet! She’s a media whore who is trying to tag her name onto Charlie Sheen’s recent media storm. Notice how you added a mention of her up coming so-called music video release? Yeah right! Charlie may be crazy but even he has enough sense not to touch Tila!
nancy
Posted at 7:51 PM on March 8, 2011
I think people are being too hard on Tila. Everyone deserves to be happy and successful and she seems to be turning her life around. I think its great that shes owning up to her past and that shes moved on.
saraleeee
Posted at 11:27 PM on March 8, 2011
Get a clue. There’s nothing different about this skank. Same lies, attention-seeking stunts, drug-induced rampages on Twitter–same skank, different day. That’s why she’ll never be anything more than “who’s Tina Tequila?”
ugh
Posted at 5:04 AM on March 9, 2011
She’s not owned up to anything. The men she accused of rape still haven’t had their names cleared (plus she still hasn’t admitted to her fraudulent charity, or the donations she took) and she is still living off the publicity from last year. Point in hand, see the article above. What we are seeing here is the careful hand of publicists, keeping Tila off twitter and feeding her lines. If you take that to mean that there is any significant change, more fool you!
TazLives
Posted at 7:14 PM on March 8, 2011
i think i’ll just continue to watch how vulnerable she is in her “other” video…
Terrance
Posted at 6:43 PM on March 8, 2011
One’s a publicity whore, the other’s just a whore. Do you know which one is which?
gbtw
Posted at 6:57 PM on March 8, 2011
lol… i don’t think charlie is actually any type of whore tho. he isn’t doing anything other than being charlie, right? a partying narcissist… he is what he is, visions of grandeur and all. i don’t think he’s selling out who he is to get something in return. he’s just being himself. tila is not worthy of comment. yes, she is all types of a whore- constantly pretending to be something to get something else.
Laughing At You
Posted at 6:32 PM on March 8, 2011
What a horribly biased interview. As big of a joke Sheen is now, Tila is bigger. No one has ever taken her seriously and after this article I doubt anyone will take you seriously either.
ItsJustHam
Posted at 5:55 PM on March 8, 2011
She’s an alien, not a goddess.