R-Patz takes to television and shares a strange and twisted story — does he just need to rest?
Robert Pattinson is usually well-mannered, but it’s clear that he needs a break from his hectic Water for Elephants press tour. Not only has he looked exhausted and said some violent comments, but now he’s talking about some super-strange fantasies he wants to fulfill with his fans!
Rob, 24, was on the British chat series The Graham Norton Show and talked about a bizarre wish he had for a fan interaction.
“I’ve always wanted to do a sketch for some comedy show where I’d go down to one of [my] premieres and everybody’s screaming,” Rob said. “And go back to this dungeon place and have all these fans locked up. There’s German techno music and [I] just scream at them. Zac Efron‘s at the top of the stairs going, ‘You’re next!’ or something. They didn’t let me do it.”
That sounds funny…we guess. But it seems like our beloved R-Patz just needs to get some shuteye and spend some time with Kristen Stewart. He must be so lonely without his girl and his dog!
– William Earl
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bluebird
Posted at 9:59 PM on May 25, 2011
I will also turn grumpy if juicy girl Kristen not on my side. They remain faithful to each other for the last 2 years and this is the first time they will loose their routine hugs and kisses since they started filming separate movies. Kristen aside from being hot and georgeous also knows how to cook hearty meals which is sure way to Robs heart! Who’s not going to miss that?
aquarius64
Posted at 5:43 AM on May 8, 2011
When BD 1 & 2 come out, those movies are going to be hit with a barrage of criticism about the subject matter, especially the imprinting. Summit better prep their stars on how to deal with potential blacklash from the (straight) media and fans. Answers that come across wrong could wreck the box office.
Linda
Posted at 6:47 PM on May 9, 2011
The movies will be big hits no matter what.
carolyn
Posted at 4:37 AM on May 8, 2011
You guys must sit around thinking of ways to sound ridiculous, lol…Rob looks and sounds as great and funny as ever!!!
chris
Posted at 10:16 PM on May 7, 2011
Hope kristen dose some flirting when she promots on the road hell yeh if rob can than kristen can
carolyn
Posted at 4:39 AM on May 8, 2011
WTF are you talking about???F*in looser!!!
sindy
Posted at 10:04 PM on May 7, 2011
yes agree rob lost the plot you do not talk about locking up your fans but rob can do what he likes and no one minds it seems if hes saying it he thinking it
hope
Posted at 10:03 PM on May 7, 2011
omg rob can do no wrong rob didnt think it was creepy he cant wait to see it he wants to be on set for that why o why would you want to be on set for that taylor did not find rob funny at the la fan eventthe whole imprinting thing should be talked about in a mature way not in a funny way
BritishWit
Posted at 7:59 PM on May 7, 2011
Some of you need to get real. Anyone who doesn’t think the imprinting of a 17 year old boy on a newborn baby is creepy needs a wake up call. Rob sees it for what it is–totally bizarre, and the last time Taylor was asked about it he, he couldn’t come up with a straight answer, either. He said he kept going up to Stephenie and asking her to explain it to him. In the book, Jacob practically takes over parenting duties and he knows when the baby grows up, he’s going to marry her. That’s super creepy and I’m glad Rob isn’t ignoring the elephant in the room like everyone else tries to.
Christy
Posted at 6:29 PM on May 10, 2011
I couldn’t agree with you more!!!
over WFE press tour
Posted at 7:31 PM on May 7, 2011
So glad the WFE press tour is over. I’m burned out on it! Those two started out as fun-loving co-stars then the tour turned into a Reese and Rob flirt fest. I know she wants to appear young and cool, but Reese enough with the low cut dresses. So many pics of Rob staring at her boobs. I’m over it.
piper
Posted at 4:41 AM on May 8, 2011
Good, go away then…a hole…
d.k.
Posted at 9:55 AM on May 9, 2011
Maybe he likes boobs like he likes wine…aged.
Diva
Posted at 7:02 PM on May 7, 2011
concordo sim com a matéria, Rob precisa de um tempo com sua amada Kris, fiquei super feliz ao ver a foto deles se beijando na premiere de água para elefantes e no set de filmagens do filme On the Road. eu amo eles.
holly
Posted at 3:12 PM on May 7, 2011
I saw the eclipse fan event as well and cant belive he did not get roasted for the sleeping with a baby comment thats worse than anything rob has done no wrong in some peoples eyes but when he said he cant wait to see taylor sleep with a baby in bd taylors face was wtf rob he did not find it funny and neaither do i rob has said a few things that any other celeb would of been called upon but to me the baby was by far the worst
lola
Posted at 2:29 PM on May 7, 2011
hahahah, rob is gonna lose it one day and punch a twimom.
sandi
Posted at 1:26 PM on May 7, 2011
Thank you for proving what i said he can do what he wants and say what he wants and its ok not one of you commented on the baby thing he said it look on you tube eclipse fan event he is sick and people who let him get away with saying and doing things because they think he is good looking they are just as bad as he is good it is no ones humor to think sleeping with babies is ok it is no ones humor to think and say violet things and he mones just as much as other celebs about paps and stuff but he can anyone else would get a bashing telling them that the fans pay they wages yes he good with fans but loads of celebs are not just him
Jane
Posted at 12:37 PM on May 7, 2011
As usual, when Rob says something with his British humor, it has to be taken out of context and written us as violent comments…oh, please. I have never seen another movie star as devoted and willing to please his fans as Rob does. Sure it has been a grueling promotion for him, five countries in less than ten days but throughout all of those premieres, he never let his fans down. Now, on to Tronoto to reunite with Kristen and his dog.
Elaine Parkinson
Posted at 12:36 PM on May 7, 2011
OH MY GOOD GOD are you serious ..why do you people insist on taking every little thing Rob says so seriously …he jokes at just about anything and everything and his true fans all know this ..he is the lovliest sweetest person ever and is awesome with his fans …he is English and has a perfectly funny sense of British humour …which all his fans love about him ….for those of you who just dont get him ..do us all a favour ..leave his loyal fans to adore him, laugh at him and love him and get a life and stay out of ours and especially his …as for any drinking habits he may have ..he is a fully mature ypoung man who is entitled to meet up with his friends and family for a few beers and after working and travelling 21days straight and in that toime flying to 9 different countries he deserves a quick break ..so who has the right to tell him that he has,nt earned this time off to have with his friends and family etc …I just wish everyone would stop focusing on tiny little negatives and focus on Robs real Talents and the fact that he is one of the sweetest guys in Hollywood at the moment whose work colleques have nothing bad to say about him at all ..not one of them …so please leave Rob alone and dish out your nasty comments to someone who truly deserves them !!!!!!
ciara
Posted at 4:33 AM on May 8, 2011
i saw the whole interview last nite. it did seem a little like rob needs a rest, i found his comments funny he didnt mean anything by them. reese on the other hand is a little grating on the nerves, he totally needs to chill out and take a break for a bit..
robsten_5
Posted at 1:39 PM on May 9, 2011
firstly, i agree with u on his whole britich sense of humour thing, n how some take it serouisly, where as i dnt because i am british.
secondly how do u knwo he is thw sweetiest most loveliest person, do u know?
dnt mean tht in a horrible way, i jst think he cums across tht way but for those whjo really know,. know.
tht sounded abit off, sorry i’m a nutter :)
sandi
Posted at 12:06 PM on May 7, 2011
The story was strange yes he needs a rest but some of it was self inflicted partying till all hours he knows what he has to do to promote wfe so get to bed early you can not do all this work and party all night no one can if you look back at all his interviews he has said strange things before i dont think he can handle the pressure when he did the eclipse fan event he said he cant wait to see taylor sleep with a baby but no one said anything that was sick what he said also he wants to be on set that day i think those comments are wors than these but it is robert pattinson the man can do no wrong in some peoples eyes