This pop princess won’t need help singing ‘Happy Birthday’ today!
Jessica Simpson has been a pop icon since her 1999 debut album, Sweet Kisses. Since then, she has released seven studio albums. She is widely regarded as one of the first reality TV stars, opening up her home and personal life during her marriage to Nick Lachey. Although her marriage was short-lived, Jessica has found love elsewhere and is currently engaged to Eric Johnson. Get all the details at Astrology.com!
Happy birthday, Jessica Simpson! With a tender loving Cancer Sun, it’s no wonder you wanted to apply your vocal cords to some heartfelt country lyrics. You’ve also made it clear with your foray into TV that you’re no stranger to ambition, and that you enjoy expanding your image. During the coming year, however, you’ll have to make it abundantly clear who’s in control of your career, as you may feel under the thumb of some powerful forces — while still having to smile prettily for the camera.

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Mindy
Posted at 3:39 PM on July 10, 2011
Jessica is built like a linebacker.
John Mayer
Posted at 1:00 PM on July 10, 2011
I took a dump on that.
Elizabeth
Posted at 12:04 PM on July 10, 2011
She definitely looks like a husky dude.
Nick
Posted at 11:26 AM on July 10, 2011
This chick should never wear a bikini, disgusting.
anonymous
Posted at 11:20 AM on July 10, 2011
a slutty dog, woof.
slam
Posted at 10:59 AM on July 10, 2011
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshibalaptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by fedex. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores.I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, BuzzSave.com ,
N
Posted at 10:29 AM on July 10, 2011
she’s now slept with Bam Margera, Billy Corgan, and of course John Mayer, this chick will spread for anything. better get STD check.
amy
Posted at 10:23 AM on July 10, 2011
hideous man face.
Matt
Posted at 10:20 AM on July 10, 2011
Fat, ugly, and old.
lina
Posted at 5:01 PM on March 27, 2012
NO!!! & grow up