This episode wasn’t called ‘Greek Tragedy’ for nothing! (RIP ‘Lannie.’)

I literally lost track of the number of emotional, dramatic speeches made by Liam (Matt Lanter) on the Sept. 27 episode of 90210 — but it’s OK, because he delivered them all with poise, beauty, and perfectly side-swept bangs. Though something tells me Annie (Shenae Grimes) didn’t quite appreciate his speech to her as much as I did, considering it ended with “I’ll always love you…” but we should really break up.

And the night took an even darker turn for Annie when she learned she’s, basically, becoming a prostitute. These super-creepy Turkish guys paid her and her friend to spend the night with them, and since Annie kissed one of them on the dance floor, they technically paid for a sexual favor — though, if you ask me, they didn’t really get their money’s worth.

Side note: Liam’s new lady friend Jane (Kristina Apgar) is with child. But before you freak out, it’s not Liam’s. It belongs to his dead friend — her dead husband — who, honestly, I’m kind of thinking isn’t really dead. Mark my words: He’ll be back, even if he has to crawl out of the sea!

Meanwhile in the business world, Navid (Michael Steger) made some bad, bad choices. When he discovered his uncle was using Shirazi Studios to run a stolen car ring, he could have told his business partners — Dixon (Tristan Wilds) and Silver (Jessica Stroup) — the truth. But no. Instead he canceled Dixon’s meeting with that big-time music producer, Juice Randall, and told Silver he didn’t want to work with her. Navid had better watch his back, too, because Dixon’s popping pills. Like, crazy pills.

And then, of course, there were the sorority wars. Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) paid her way into a dumpy sorority and made the girls over, House Bunny-style, so she’d have an army with which take down Holly (Megalyn Echikunwoke). And despite a few bumps in the road — for one thing, the girls didn’t appreciate Naomi referring to them as “losers” — they agreed to help her

But Holly has an army of her own, and they discovered Naomi’s Achilles heel — Max (Josh Zuckerman)! Methinks the nerd is finally coming back into the picture…