Ricky made fun of Kim in the first five minutes of the show!
Ricky Gervais is known to be tough on Hollywood and no one — not even Kim Kardashian — can escape his scathing tongue.
In his opening monologue at the Golden Globes, Ricky went right for Kim.
“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton — a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker and more easily bought — allegedly,” he said.
Ricky then made fun of her relationship with Kris Humphries. “A marriage that lasted 72 days? I’ve sat through longer James Cameron acceptance speeches.”
He also took a shot at Justin Bieber.
“Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test. What a waste of a test that would have been. No, he’s not the father. The only way he could impregante a girl was if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart‘s turkey basters,” Ricky quipped.
Was Ricky’s monologue too harsh, HollywoodLifers?
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gem
Posted at 1:22 AM on January 21, 2012
KIM was flattered when she realized that her date,Kris was falling for her. That energized Kim to think about marriage and having babies. Suddenly she became very attracted to this nice good – looking guy and dreamed of having a reality Tv marriage . That was it. Lets go! Poor Kris dreamed a different dream. He dreamed of a wife living with him in Minneapolis, raising a family and rooting for his basketball team. He was an innocent – he was taken advantage of by Kim. I think she should have nice things to say about Kris, if not. Kim will be ruining her own career. Mark my words.
maria
Posted at 5:15 PM on January 16, 2012
No matter whi he was bashing, it being the Kardashian’s or Beiber’s of the world he should mind his words especially in a show that more than adults watch. Either way no one but Kim and Kris know what happened in their relationship. Her family has risen to fame because they are business savy, SO WHAT! If she can make money just by endorsing her name on products then so be it let her do it, it is her life.
And for Justin, he has no right to call him out as less then a man.
c
Posted at 1:35 PM on January 16, 2012
lol its funny cuz its true!
pamela
Posted at 12:14 PM on January 16, 2012
what a ridiculous guy. The only reason why he is famous is for saying bad things about anyone else. Well, lets see what we can say about you Rick: you are disgusting.
boring
Posted at 1:45 AM on January 16, 2012
desperate ! he is a attention whore but can’t gets out any brilliant things to say has to find some outdated network hotspots to pretending he has a sense of humor – -
anne
Posted at 11:25 PM on January 15, 2012
nnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww
gbtw
Posted at 11:10 PM on January 15, 2012
like that he bashed kim, but wish he had been harsher. didn’t like the bieber stuff. not cool to call a teenager too girly. guess i can’t have it both ways tho.
Layla c.
Posted at 11:05 PM on January 15, 2012
Ricky was too soft on the Kardashians. The family has become the biggest joke here in Hollywood and Bev Hills…and not in a good way. It’s only a matter of time before the Kardashian name is but a misstep of the past. Anything associated with this clan is poisonous to A-listers
sugarpop
Posted at 10:55 PM on January 15, 2012
GOLDEN GLOBES WERE BORING!!!
Kelsi
Posted at 10:46 PM on January 15, 2012
Omg…Kim is soooo annoying and bi*chy. She is extremely rude and cruel to Khloe and a complete bi*ch to Kris. They keep trying and trying to make him look like the bad guy and are failing hardcore at it. She’s making herself look more and more like an a*s in every episode. They may as well just cancel this show and put everyone out of their misery. I wish my roommate would find something else to watch on Sunday nights..so sick of this retarded family and their stupid show..
Alicia
Posted at 10:39 PM on January 15, 2012
I find it funny that celebrities do these no bullying and stop the hate campaigns but then they start making fun of each other. Just because your a celeb doesn’t mean that it makes it ok.. its still bullying!
courtney
Posted at 10:17 PM on January 15, 2012
Bieber has no penis to get a girl pregnant
christy
Posted at 10:10 PM on January 15, 2012
he is just telling the truth the kardashians are bitches
Yu Lee
Posted at 10:09 PM on January 15, 2012
Justin teaches us to RESPECT people – Ricky is the exact opposite, he makes a mockery of everyone especially himself. i dont see his humor!
Yu Lee
Posted at 10:06 PM on January 15, 2012
Hey, maybe thats how Ricky’s mom got pregnant, no wonder Ricky is a stupid turkey! hahaha! LOL
Kat
Posted at 10:59 PM on January 15, 2012
LOL!!!!!!!!!
truth
Posted at 1:19 AM on January 16, 2012
LOL
barb
Posted at 10:17 AM on January 31, 2012
I guess it’s true, but by us saying it makes us no better than him….but he is very rude to say those things about people. He wouldn’t like it if someone was up there on stage taking about him like that!!!
RxQueen
Posted at 9:20 PM on January 15, 2012
Loves him!
Yu Lee
Posted at 9:13 PM on January 15, 2012
If Ricky turns his own mouth into a toilet – the public should shit into it !!!
yari
Posted at 9:11 PM on January 15, 2012
Ricky is so halarious! I think its a compliment when he pokes fun at you
laura
Posted at 9:06 PM on January 15, 2012
LMFAO HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelsi
Posted at 8:57 PM on January 15, 2012
Lmao! Hilarious!
Alice
Posted at 8:48 PM on January 15, 2012
Love Ricky. Adore his biting humor.